ANAL CUNT LYRICS 40 More Reasons To Hate Us (1996) 1. Kill Women 2. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed 3. Al Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie 4. Harvey Korman Is Gay 5. Howard Wulkan's Bald 6. Tom Arnold 7. Furnace 8. Van Full Of Retards 9. Gloves Of Metal 10. Bonus Track 1. Kill Women KILL WOMEN - DIE KILL WOMEN - DIE KILL WOMEN - DIE BITCH KILL WOMEN - DIE KILL WOMEN - DIE KILL WOMEN - DIE BITCH 2. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed EVERYONE IN ALLSTON SHOULD BE KILLED THAT FUCKING FAGGOT WITH THE GAYTEE THAT LOSER PAYPHONE JUNKIE THAT FUCKING FAG, JOE BONNI EVERYONE IN TOXIC NARCOTIC 3. Al Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE HE'S ON THE PHONE TO PUERTO RICO HE'S ON THE PHONE TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HE'S ALWAYS GAMBELING ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES HE BUYS CARDS FROM TOM LEHMAN AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE AL STANKUS IS ALWAYS ON THE PHONE WITH HIS BOOKIE HE'S ON THE PHONE TO PUERTO RICO HE'S ON THE PHONE TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HE'S ALWAYS GAMBELING ON COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES HE BUYS CARDS FROM TOM LEHMAN 4. Harvey Korman Is Gay HARVEY KORMAN IS GAY 5. Howard Wulkan's Bald HOWARD WULKAN'S BALD B-A-L-D BALD 6. Tom Arnold TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD 7. Furnace YOUR COUSINS NAME IS FURNACE, HE'S A FUKING DWARF YOUR COUSINS NAME IS FURNACE, HE'S A FUKING DWARF 8. Van Full Of Retards VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF 9. Gloves Of Metal [Manowar cover] HEAR THE POUNDING, ARMY OF THE NIGHT THE CALL OF METAL SUMMONS US TONIGHT AND GATHER WE ON THIS SITE TO BEHOLD THE POWER AND THE MIGHT WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT OFF WITH THE LIGHTS, HERA THE SCREAMS SEE THE BANGING HEADS AWAKEN TO THEIR DREAMS THE SOUND OF METAL SO LOUD IT CRACKS THE BEAMS PLAYED BY WARRIORS CALLED THE METAL KINGS A HERO'S WELCOME TO THOSE WHO HEED THE CALL WE ARE TOGETHER, WE ARE ALL WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH LEATHER, METAL, SPIKES AND CHAINS GLOVES OF METAL RAISED TO SHOW THE BRAVE INTO THE DARKNESS MARCH THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT BOUND BY METAL WE LIVE THE FIGHT WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH 10. Bonus Track CAN I HELP YOU? UM, CAN I GET SOME SOUNDGARDEN TICKETS PLEASE YES