Notre Dame Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You, The 2nd The Bells Of Notre Dame From afar by the breezes carried through the dense and impenetratable fog rings a church bell so dull and eerie, towards the sound draws nightly stroll at this hour is someone getting married? As I come nearer chamber music I hear behind the shrine there's a hidden stair case, the moment I enter the music stops, in the chamber stands an old church organ with wax candles and pipes that reaches all the way up In the web buried dust of the ages, which is weird after what I've just heard Hello, don't be afraid, I don't need to hide in the shadows no more These are my ladies, aren't they beatiful, each one speaks with a lovely voice I call them the belles of Notre Dame Bells of Notre Dame Bells of Notre Dame (Narration: Vampirella as the girl Esmeralda) Ring, Ring, I said Ring for me Let them ring for the shallow beauty, but for whom? If only walls could speak, every stone has a different story Grey in shade to your poem epique, listen The Bells of Notre Dame The Bells of Notre Dame Blacksmith & Co Blacksmith blacksmith working in the shadows wedged between the world and here, in a clandestine dungeon the size of a forest where the mass of little people swinging sledges. His shadow brings them fear. The anvil was forged in fire! "Pounding pounding - brimstone and filth Whilst reluctantly we sing the Lilliputian lilt In this giant subterranean hall, in which it all does blend The deafening battering echoes without end." Mercy! Mercy! I don't want to die! A young brunette is crying out as they are being stripped. Nevermore! - Evermore? - "Now shut that little whore", the old one roars, and no one laughs no more. "The cloven hooved employer, he who fathered all evil Has placed our hollow-eyed heads between the hammer and the anvil" Blacksmith blacksmith chained unto his hammer. Zombie-like they wrought the iron. Hurry up, hurry up! There's sixteen more to go! We don't want to feed them devils at the barbeque tonight with our own bottles that is! "Yet another ferryload has crossed the river styx Stripped then divided by hair colour in triplets of six after letting off some steam, of that devilish desire The host throws the party into the great lake of fire eaten back to life anew this time with eyes wide shut It is common knowledge one must strike while the iron's hot work our fingers to the bone The calluses are overgrown how we'd love join the orgy, in the ring of satanic sluts" Vlad The Impaler Once upon a time in a place not far from here lived a prince in a castle with his lovely fiancée One day she got bit by a bat and grew paler and paler She died later that spring in the arms of Vlad the impaler Outcast from the arch only fools dare to whisper his name after dark Vlad is the devil, thatīs what they say but he isso very generous on Fangsgivings day Vlad the impaler sings a lullabye for naughty naughty children The time has come to... die Vlad has a hole his heart ought to be he knows "the life at stake" process by heart see Vlad the impaler crawls out his den like itsy bitsy spider he crawls back again If Vlad would have a penny for every time heīs bad Then Vlad would have plenty but no no Vlad has bad breath caused by tooth decay when stalking his victims bad breath gives him away But he was more known as... DRACULA! Dracula Sucks! She wears a garlic necklace round her milk white neck She has unpleasant dreams the Germans cal "schreck" Her hand's white knuckled grip round a silver crusifix Drew nails in his coffin we did, so Count him out.. Dracula sucks! A trans-like greenish vapour haunts the transvetite The transylvanian sucker needs a lu-love bite The has-been coffin's sealed for good so what's the crux With fresh blood built our empire the Vampire deluxe... Dracula sucks! Ulv I show you mine - if you show me yours. Sure, you get more cigarettes and candy of course but don't cry Wolf! A predator and beast lolitas has unleashed Proceeds as white as wool whether or not the Moon is full... Don't cry wolf! No! No! You're barking up the wrong tree Manipulate and scheme - to hyde that Jak-x-treme Unscrupulous I am - you may fool them all, but you can't fool me ulv! A classic tale of Grimm - a chaperon for him No freak in wolfskin furs - No lycantropic curse Beware the candy man whose claws are manicured Don't suck his Candy Cain or hitch-hike with his hearse... don't cry ulv! No! No! Daughter Of Darkness Act 1: Do not worry my dear, it s going to be just fine, I hope You shouldnīt blame yourself it wasnīt your fault Ooh itīs the first time for me too you know And I am just as nervous and afraid as you are so just hold my hand and we make it together as always She pushed and she pushed but the baby was stead fast I passed out when she needed me the most no omen or vision beats a womens intuition When her motherly instinct is on but what if Will be like in "Rosemaryīs Baby" a monster freak or a beast Awoke as I screamed from my blood curling dream Oh God help me, what have I done I have a feeling thereīs something wrong I could have swore I heard an angel sigh Some force donīt want this child to be born I dreamt of a raven, could that have been an omen We who sailed the seventh seas of rhye nonchalantly I thought that nothing could ever stop us I would do anything, anything for you wish there was something I could do Ooh Vampirella Act 2: "I want you to know that whatever, however, whoever this turns out you should know that Iīve always loved you, and I promised you a son, didnīt I? So listen carefully, I feel I canīt go on much longer please let me finish, I wouldnīt say this if it wasnīt for real, I donīt have much time left" The baby is stillborn lay quiet and still through the storm hear the howling of wolves… I look at my love whoīs grown weaker and weaker our love child becomes her death now something connects them like glowing magnetism itīs a transmigration of souls then deafening silence It kind of froze for a moment like the entire world held itīs (breath) Why did it had to be this way at first I felt such anger that I Couldnīt look at her, I rushed up the stairs to the pinnacles top My lady is dead, you newborn murderess, there held the bundle high Overhead unto the wind, only thunder gods witness My daughter was baptized in the rain of memory of her mother I gave her the name... VAMPIRELLA! Sisterhood He sought cover on that rainy Sunday night Where no-man had sat his foot for a long, long time A lonesome chapel on a desolate moor shortly after he slept by the fire-place awoke as god has made him there on the floor by a female falsetto at the BREAK (To Be Continued On Vol. 1) Michael Michael! Let me out, Michael! Where are you? If you open now, we can split my twix in two one for me and one for you Michael! I'm afraid, Michael! What's wrong with you? If you open now, promise I won't tell on you, don't want to share my... this ain't fun no more, mommy's worried that's for sure, Michael please unlock the door Give Blood - Save Lives On blood they built their empire, by offering help, and providing themselves a clan of modern days vampires, despite their wealth, a considerable loss and they named their hoax... Red Cross Light-sensitive activities, may wonder why it, wasn't brought to light who question the authorities, well, some they did, and then later on died with the cross turned upside down. A chain that's international, a blood-red cross and a slogan that does appeal to your bad conscience and make you feel great, every time you donate we all need blood to stay alive, and so do they, in a civilized way. No member bites the feeding hand, there's lawyers, cops, politicians and such so the truth is you've been fooled. Give blood - save lives! A Misconception Of The French Kiss Excuse moi madame, "LīArc de triomphe?" La tour eiffel ou Notre Dame – un tourist demande A devil in disguise – fangs madame voila Krumlour of Paris itīs beau and romantique who are you? She then ask – first pious then grotesque If this is all there is then it must be some mistake Is this what I think it is a mistake Is this what i think it is, a mistake of the world famous kiss With etiquette and finesse – I ask for some adresse, then - en touriste? Oui oui – I show no mercy Horrorscope The Lion - ambitious The Raven - most malicious The hanged man's world is upside down The Omen - depending The Undead - blood demanding The Throne - vengefulness incarned The Phantom - so mystic The Mirror - narcisistic The Jester The Gallow - impious The Serpent - see the previous The Liar - cruel ... forms the horrorscope.