Mucky Pup Five Guys in a Really Hot Garage this ain't workin' my car don't work, my amp don't work my girl don't work, this ain't working for me my car is broke, my amp is broke my girl is broke, this ain't workin' for me this ain't workin' for me, this ain't workin' woe, woe, woe, etc. yea, yea, yea, etc. short attention span i got a short attention span, cause i am an american must be something in the air, fast food, t.v., i don't care home of the big cars, home of the soft minds just the thing, that i despise the kids can't read, and the kids can't spell i'm telling you mom, this place is going to hell america is the, drive-thru nation everybody's got their own, television station i come from the, velvetta generation keep it simple, cause i can't deal with complication wow - growin' up american yea - we're growin' up american wow - growin' up american yea - that's grown' up american messed up i got a messed up face, and a messed up head my life's been so messed up, i got messed up friends my childhood was messed up, my high school was messed up my first job was messed up, and my girlfriend was you know i've gone out of my mind it's so messed up, that we're both messed up it's so messed up, that we're both messed up got messed up hair, and got messed up shoes i don't even care, i was frickin born to frickin lose jail i knew i shouldn't have, opened my mouth last night on stage, now i'm sitting here in the pittsburg pa., county jail they took me off of the stage last night and laughed at me in handcuffs they took the money i made last night and laughed at me in handcuffs hey mom, hey mom, a hey mom hey mom i'm in jail hey mom, hey mom, a hey mom hey mom i'm really in jail i've got a plan i heard it as a kid, and i'm so sick of it your such a teddybear, your such a teddybear you heard it yesterday, but i'll tell it anyway the sad sad story, a sad sad story i have a plan, i have a plan i have a plan of how it's gonna happen i have a plan we're gonna make it happen we're gonna make a band, a cool cool band we're gonna write a song, a cool cool song were gonna play a show, a cool cool show we're gonna make a record, the way cool record you know you know you really wanna love me you know you really wanna know me you know you really wanna love me little angel you know you really wanna love me little angel girl i love you i do, i love you yea i do why can't you be more like your picture? your picture is so sweet, your picture never lies a picture never cheats, and you can't look me in the eyes why can't you be more like your picture? why can't you be why can't you be more why can't you be more like your picture? why can't you be why can't you be more your picture likes my friends, your picture always smiles a picture don't pretend, everything is going fine you're gonna get it forget my name and number, forget the spell I'm under hit me, hurt me, love me, burn me cause you, were, the one, for me you pick me up, you tie me down you run me round, round, you're gonna get it! you pick me up, you tie me down you run me round, round, you're gonna get it! you're gonna get it! you're gonna get it! you're gonna get it! you're gonna get yours forget my face and address, forget this place mrs. clueless hit me, hurt me, love me, burn me, cause you, were, the one, for me carter farmer there's a girl, the girl i know she don't know, she rocks the world there's a girl, the girl i know she don't know she rocks the world carter farmer is a girl no ordinary girl by any means carter farmer is a girl no ordinary girl by any means you can find her in red bank, this wonderful girl takin' pictures in red bank, this wonderful girl straightman i'm the straight man, in a movie i'm not writing i'm the straight man, in a sitcom i'm not laughing waiting for you to call, is like waiting for something that's never gonna happen, when she says to me, let's go out tomorrow evening i can't help but think, she is someone else's baby tonight