ANAL CUNT LYRICS It Just Get Worse (1999) 1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It 2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury 3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse 4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail 5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis 6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos 7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too) 8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You 9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway 10. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us 11. You Rollerblading Faggot 12. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You 13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire 14. Body By Auschvitz 15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog 16. Sweatshops Are Cool 17. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag 18. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank 19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck 20. I Ate Your Horse 21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man 22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag 23. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die 24. I Fucked Your Wife 25. Into The Oven 26. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid 27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt 28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died 29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny 30. Dictators Are Cool 31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool 32. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert 33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome 34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach 35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy 36. Tim Is Gay 37. B.T./A.C. 38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant 39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women 1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT YOU DESERVED IT CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT D-U-M-B C-U-N-T YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN D-U-M-B C-U-N-T YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT 2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS YOU TOOK A HIV TEST EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON 3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS 4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE YOU WHERE PROBABLY IN A DRUNKEN INDIAN BLACKOUT YOU WHERE DRINKING LISTERINE IN THE DESERT YOUR BARTENDER SHUT YOU OFF, SO YOU TRIED TO SCALP HIM THEN YOU TRIED TO SHOOT AN FBI AGENT 5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE YOUR WIFE'S SO FUCKING POSSESSIVE, SHE COMPLAINS WHEN YOU'RE WITH FRIENDS SHE'S ALWAYS A WINING CUNT, YOU CAVE IN CUZ YOU'RE A FAG BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE IF SHE DOESN'T DO THE DISHES OR GET YOU ANOTHER BEER THEN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, AND THROW HER DOWN THE STAIRS IF YOU DON'T BEAT THAT CUNT, SHE'LL WALK ALL OVER YOU BEAT HER EVERY DAY, IT'S LOTS OF FUN TO BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE 6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST AND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS I DIDN'T WIN THE $10,000 SO I SENT INTERMENT CAMP FOOTAGE I DIDN'T WIN AGAIN SO I SENT BIRTH OF A NATION 7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too) SKA IS GAY, REGGAE IS GAY YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AND YOU'RE NOT PUNK YOU SAY YOU HATE CORPORATIONS, BUT YOU WHERE ON NBC London's CALLING AND THEIR CALLING YOU GAY RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO IF KENNY G. HAD A MOHAVK, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK IF YANNI HAD DUMB TATTOOS, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK IF GARTH BROOKS PIERCED HIS NOSE, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK IF LIBERACE SOUNDED LIKE THE CLASH, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO 8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM WE WHERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY TO YOUR LESBIAN LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A BERET I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU FIRST WE GAVE HIM A FIFTH OF OLD CROW AND SOME SCHLITC WE TOLD HIM YOU'D PROBABLY BE AT THE RANDOM ROAD MOTHER SHOW WAIL YOU WHERE TALKING TO JOE BONNI ABOUT CLOVE CIGARETTES HE YANKED YOU AWAY AND FUCKED YOU UP THE ASS I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL 9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LIME, BUT THE TRACKS WHERE RED I PUSHED THAT CUNT IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MUMMY WAS DEAD I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY 10. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us THERE 3 OF US, THERE 6 OF YOU WE'LL STILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOUR BAND SUCKS, YOUR BAND IS GAY YOU KICKED US OFF THE TOUR, CUZ WE BLOW YOU AWAY NET ARE SCARED OF US NET ARE SCARED OF US NET ARE SCARED OF US NET ARE SCARED OF US FIRST YOU RIPPED OFF DISCHARGE, THEN NAPALM DEATH YOU'RE GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS, PLUS YOU'RE FUCKING GAY WERE FASTER THAN YOU, WERE HEAVIER THAN YOU WERE BETTER THAN YOU, AND DEAN HAS A DUMB HAIRCUT NET ARE SCARED OF US NET ARE SCARED OF US NET ARE SCARED OF US NET ARE SCARED OF US 11. You Rollerblading Faggot YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT I SAW YOU RIDING DOWN THE STREET ON YOUR ROLLERBLADES DRINKING A FRAPPOCINO, YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING GAY YOU GOT A KORN SHIRT, AND TRIBAL TATTOOS YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT, I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT 12. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED CUZ YOU'RE A STUPED DYKE CUNT 13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE 14. Body By Auschvitz YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIG YOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOUR 500 POUNDS YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASH HERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOU'RE FAT BODY BY AUSCWITZ BODY BY AUSCWITZ !CENCORED! BODY BY AUSCWITZ BODY BY AUSCWITZ 15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog YOU'RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT'S BROKEN LEG YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU AND THEN I RAN IT OVER YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD 16. Sweatshops Are Cool YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE SWEATSHOPS- YOU'RE HOMES INFESTED WITH MICE SWEATSHOPS- 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM SWEATSHOPS- I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON I'M GLAD YOU'RE UNDERPAID I'M GLAD YOU GET RIPPED OFF YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO GO ON WEAL FARE YOU SUCK GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE DIG OFF SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE SWEATSHOPS- YOU'RE HOMES INFESTED WITH MICE SWEATSHOPS- 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM SWEATSHOPS- I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON 17. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER YOU WHERE ONE MINUTE LATE WHIT DINNER YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEER YOU WANTED A CAREER !CENCORED! YOU FORGOT TO CASH MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK YOU'RE HAVING YOU'RE PERIOD YOU WANT TO VISIT YOU'RE MOTHER YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER KID !CENCORED!- WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG 18. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank YOU FUCKING DYKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK 19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT" SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN" I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY 20. I Ate Your Horse YOUR DAD TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY YOU A HORSE YOU LOVED IT, AND TOOK BETTER CARE FOR IT THAN YOURSELF YOU COMMAND IT, CLEANED IT, AND FED IT APPLES EVERY DAY I WAS BROKE, DRUNK, AND HUNGRY, SO I KILLED YOUR HORSE, AND ATE IT I ATE YOUR HORSE I ATE YOUR HORSE I ATE YOUR HORSE I ATE YOUR HORSE WHEN YOU CAME TO THE STABLE NEXT MORNING YOU FOUND A PILE OF HAIR, TEETH, AND HOOVES I HID AROUND THE BACK, TO LISTEN TO YOU CRY THEN I BEAT AN OLD LADY TO DEATH WHIT THE LEG BONE I ATE YOUR HORSE I ATE YOUR HORSE I ATE YOUR HORSE I ATE YOUR HORSE 21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN 22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR MAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STUART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE LUCKILY YOU WHERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM WAIL LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS, AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG 23. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON WAS ON A DIET, SO YOU DIDN'T WORRY TO MUCH AT THE FUNERAL, I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED, AND LAUGHED AT YOU I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH SO I SHOT YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOU I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY BRACS, SUMMER CAMP, COLLAGE YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY FOOD, CLOTHING, TRIPS TO DISNEY WORLD, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY LUNCH MONEY, FIELD TRIPS, TOYS, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY 24. I Fucked Your Wife YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUCKING BORED WITH YOU I WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE FUCKED ME I THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CINEESE RESTAURANT WINDOW I MET HER AT AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS SHOW I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER LARRY LIFELESS WAS BUYING HER DRINKS I TOLD HER HOW I USED TO BE A CRACK HEAD NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE WAS JERKING ME OFF YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR BANNED WENT NOWHERE I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER 25. Into The Oven FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE INTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING I'M NOT A FAGGOT VEGETARIAN I DON'T CARE IF THE INDIANS LOST THEIR LAND I THINK ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT THEY DID I LIKE EATING LOTS OF FOOD ON THANKSGIVING INTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING 26. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW WE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETING I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A LINE AT YOU DOOR ARTUMUS PYLE WAS GOING BACK FOR SECONDS YOUR KID HAD A LOCK OF ARTUMUS' BEARD IN HIS ASS YOUR KID MADE ARTUMUS' SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE LYNRYD SKYNYRD USED TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND UNTIL ARTIMUS HAD YOUR KIDS DICK IN HIS HAND 27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU- HE DOES YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS BEATING NICE TO YOU WHEN HE GAVE YOU A FREE DRINK- HE WASN''T YOUR NEIGHBOR HELPED YOU MOVE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU YOU BOSS BOUGHT YOU LUNCH- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU A GUY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU HE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET RAPED YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID CUNT YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT 28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KIDS COFFIN YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY 29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY 30. Dictators Are Cool POOL POT KILLED A MILLION OF HIS PEOPLE IDI AMIN ATE THAT MANY FOR DINNER PAPA DOC, HIS SON WAS EVEN COOLER ROSS THE BOSS WAS IN MANOWAR DICTATORS ARE COOL DICTATORS ARE COOL MUSSOLINI GOT PISSED ON BY HIS PEOPLE HITLER HAD A CHARLIE CHAPLIN MUSTACHE DICK MANITOBA GRABBED MY GIRLFRIENDS TITS MARK MENDOZA WAS IN A TWISTED SISTER DICTATORS ARE COOL DICTATORS ARE COOL 31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY SHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL DON'T GIVE THAT STUPID CUNT A CENT DON'T PAY THAT FUCKING BRAT'S RENT DON'T PAY MONEY FOR IT TO EAT IF YOU'RE COOL, YOU'LL BE A DEADBEAT DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL 32. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert I BOUGHT A BUS TICKET TO THE LOG CABIN I'M GONNA START A PIT DURING THE FIRST SONG I'M GONNA REQUEST "PAPA YOU WHERE A SAILOR" I'M GONNA BRING 3LIGHTERS TO THE SHOW I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE MORBID ANGEL I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE UPSIDEDOWN CROSS I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE ALL STEWART BUT NOT AS MUCH AS DAVID BUSKIN DAVID BUSKIN DAVID BUSKIN IS COMING TO MY TOWN HE WAS MUCH BETTER WITH BATTEAU BUT HIS STILL HEAVIER THAN SIX FEET UNDER I'M GONNA DRINK 5 CASES OF BEER BEFORE THE SHOW AND SMOKE TONS OF POT, CRACK AND DUST I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE JUDAS PRIEST I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE BLACK SABBATH I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE PHRANC BUT NOT AS MUCH AS DAVID BUSKIN DAVID BUSKIN DAVID BUSKIN IS COMING TO MY TOWN 33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS I LIKE TO BEAT WOMAN I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS I LIKE BEING IGNORANT I LIKE BEING IGNORANT I LIKE BEING IGNORANT I LIKE BEING IGNORANT I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS I LIKE BEING IGNORANT I LIKE BEING IGNORANT I LIKE BEING IGNORANT I LIKE BEING IGNORANT I DON'T WANT TO READ THE PAPER I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NEWS I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON I JUST WANT TO KEEP HATING YOU 34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD THERE WHERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROUGH YOU OFF THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD 35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy YOU HID ON YOUR BUS YOU WHERE AFRAID OF US YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET, SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING YOU & ALLEN WEST MET AT A GAY BAR AND WANTED TO START A BAND YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF CANNIBAL CORPSE BECAUSE YOU SUCK YOU STARTED SIX FEET UNDER AND THEY SUCK TOO I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOU'RE RODIES FIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU SO BRUTAL, WHY WONT YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY 36. Tim Is Gay TIM IS GAY 37. B.T./A.C. 38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE 39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSED WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PITCH YOUR ASS I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD YOU'RE STILL A WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN I'M GONNA SPREAD RUMORS THAT YOU'RE EASY I'M GONNA THREATEN TO RAPE YOU ON YOUR E-MAIL I'M GONNA LEAVE A DILDO AT YOUR DESK SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT YOU STUPID CUNT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT YOU FUCKING CUNT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT YOU FUCKING BITCH I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT YOU STUPID CUNT