ANAL CUNT LYRICS
Top 40 Hits (1995)

1. Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
2. Art Fag


1. Shut Up Mike, Pt.2

THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI
I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD
AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS
I WAS LOOKING AT MY ASS THIS MORNING
YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN OF THE CLOTH

SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE

SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE

MIKE MAHAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP


2. Art Fag

HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
HE WRITES POETRY
HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
HE DYES IT JET BLACK
WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE