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I hope I'm wrong but I am afraid Metallica will never recover from this depression; the way down already started with the Black Airplay Album; after the release of Load and Reload I couldn't imagine Metallica would survive.

St. Anger wasn't as horrible as the former 2 albums but still boring and the production was terrible;

When Death Magnetic landed in the shops I was almost surprised to death!

KIRK STILL WAS ABLE TO PLAY THE GUITAR!!

Maybe the next album after DM would contain more cool songs like All Nightmare Long and This Was Just Your Life, I hoped.

But now it's 2011 and........there is LULU.

Interesting initiative, sad story by Frank Wedekind, sadder result;

As a member of a Dutch animal protection agency I beg you:

PLEASE don't play Brandenburg Gate or any other track from this Metallica/Lou Reed joint venture CD because each note will generate a number of at least 10 dead cats in your garden.

I could'n imagine Metallica would be genius enough to shit an album towards the CD-stores that would even be worse than Reload but.....THEY ARE.

*Brandenburg Gate: "I would cut my legs and tits off" would this be the reason for singing this song totally out of tune?

*The View: I wish James REALLY turned into a table so I could burn it, with friends sitting and singing around the chimney at christmas.

*Pumping Blood: "Would you think less of me" YES I DO. It sounds like two songs interfering each other

*Mistress Dread: "I beg you to degrade me" NO, you already degraded yourself with this crap, fished out of the trashcan of the Sex Pistols, I guess.

*Iced Honey: "You can't put a butterfly in a jar" Maybe not, but a frog in the throat is even worse.

*Cheat on Me: "I spit upon you..." NO, I PUKED. It sounds like two melodies interfering with each other.

*Frustration: Lou singing "I want so much to hurt you"
YES YOU DID, DAMNED but I'm not frustrated anymore because Dave Mustaine's Megadeth proved to be able to bring out a NICE album, almost synchronous with the release of LULU.

*Little Dog: "pathetic little girl?" No. Pathetic little song.

*Dragon: clearly a "dismissible object" and indeed "An idiot's idiocy".

*Junior Dad: "the greatest disappointment" Yes, but............credits for the achievement to produce even worse crap then (Re)Load and St.A.

Review by: grote_smurf

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