ANAL CUNT LYRICS
It Just Get Worse (1999)
1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschvitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
24. I Fucked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
32. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. B.T./A.C.
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT
CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
D-U-M-B C-U-N-T
YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT
YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY
I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN
D-U-M-B C-U-N-T
YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN
YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN
YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS
YOU TOOK A HIV TEST
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH
YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE
NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN
AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D
BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED
I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL
I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS
4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL
BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT
AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL
AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE
I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY DAY
I'M GLAD YOU'RE STUCK IN THERE
YOU WHERE PROBABLY IN A DRUNKEN INDIAN BLACKOUT
YOU WHERE DRINKING LISTERINE IN THE DESERT
YOUR BARTENDER SHUT YOU OFF, SO YOU TRIED TO SCALP HIM
THEN YOU TRIED TO SHOOT AN FBI AGENT
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
YOUR WIFE'S SO FUCKING POSSESSIVE, SHE COMPLAINS
WHEN YOU'RE WITH FRIENDS
SHE'S ALWAYS A WINING CUNT, YOU CAVE IN CUZ
YOU'RE A FAG
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
IF SHE DOESN'T DO THE DISHES OR GET YOU ANOTHER BEER
THEN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, AND THROW HER DOWN THE STAIRS
IF YOU DON'T BEAT THAT CUNT, SHE'LL WALK ALL OVER YOU
BEAT HER EVERY DAY, IT'S LOTS OF FUN TO
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER
HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU
I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST
AND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW
I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
I DIDN'T WIN THE $10,000
SO I SENT INTERMENT CAMP FOOTAGE
I DIDN'T WIN AGAIN
SO I SENT BIRTH OF A NATION
7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
SKA IS GAY, REGGAE IS GAY
YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AND YOU'RE NOT PUNK
YOU SAY YOU HATE CORPORATIONS, BUT YOU WHERE ON NBC
London's CALLING AND THEIR CALLING YOU GAY
RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO
RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO
IF KENNY G. HAD A MOHAVK, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK
IF YANNI HAD DUMB TATTOOS, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK
IF GARTH BROOKS PIERCED HIS NOSE, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK
IF LIBERACE SOUNDED LIKE THE CLASH, HE WOULDN'T BE PUNK
RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO
RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO
YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
YOU'RE GAY, YOU SUCK
AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO
8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM
WE WHERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT
I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY
TO YOUR LESBIAN LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A BERET
I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
FIRST WE GAVE HIM A FIFTH OF OLD CROW AND SOME SCHLITC
WE TOLD HIM YOU'D PROBABLY BE AT THE RANDOM ROAD MOTHER SHOW
WAIL YOU WHERE TALKING TO JOE BONNI ABOUT CLOVE CIGARETTES
HE YANKED YOU AWAY AND FUCKED YOU UP THE ASS
I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL
RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL
RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL
RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL
9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED
I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN
I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE
SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
IT WAS ON THE ORANGE LIME, BUT THE TRACKS WHERE RED
I PUSHED THAT CUNT IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT HER MUMMY WAS DEAD
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
IT WAS SO CROWDED NO ONE SAW WHO DID IT
THEN I SAW YOU CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY
GOOD THING SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE
TO TELL YOU SHE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
10. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
THERE 3 OF US, THERE 6 OF YOU
WE'LL STILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
YOUR BAND SUCKS, YOUR BAND IS GAY
YOU KICKED US OFF THE TOUR, CUZ WE BLOW YOU AWAY
NET ARE SCARED OF US
NET ARE SCARED OF US
NET ARE SCARED OF US
NET ARE SCARED OF US
FIRST YOU RIPPED OFF DISCHARGE, THEN NAPALM DEATH
YOU'RE GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTS, PLUS YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
WERE FASTER THAN YOU, WERE HEAVIER THAN YOU
WERE BETTER THAN YOU, AND DEAN HAS A DUMB HAIRCUT
NET ARE SCARED OF US
NET ARE SCARED OF US
NET ARE SCARED OF US
NET ARE SCARED OF US
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
I SAW YOU RIDING DOWN THE STREET ON YOUR ROLLERBLADES
DRINKING A FRAPPOCINO, YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING GAY
YOU GOT A KORN SHIRT, AND TRIBAL TATTOOS
YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT, I FUCKING HATE YOU
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
12. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT
YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST
YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT
I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU
THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS
EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE
I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPED DYKE CUNT
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING
YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH
YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO
YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
14. Body By Auschvitz
YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIG
YOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOUR 500 POUNDS
YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASH
HERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOU'RE FAT
BODY BY AUSCWITZ
BODY BY AUSCWITZ
!CENCORED!
BODY BY AUSCWITZ
BODY BY AUSCWITZ
15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
YOU'RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND
YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT'S BROKEN LEG
YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU
AND THEN I RAN IT OVER
YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD
MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD
MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD
I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET
AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS
I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU
YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD
MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD
MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE
YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT
YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME
SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE
SWEATSHOPS- YOU'RE HOMES INFESTED WITH MICE
SWEATSHOPS- 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM
SWEATSHOPS- I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON
I'M GLAD YOU'RE UNDERPAID
I'M GLAD YOU GET RIPPED OFF
YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO GO ON WEAL FARE
YOU SUCK GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE DIG OFF
SWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD RISE
SWEATSHOPS- YOU'RE HOMES INFESTED WITH MICE
SWEATSHOPS- 100 OF YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOM
SWEATSHOPS- I HOPE YOU GET DEPORTED SOON
17. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER
YOU WHERE ONE MINUTE LATE WHIT DINNER
YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEER
YOU WANTED A CAREER
!CENCORED!
YOU FORGOT TO CASH MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK
YOU'RE HAVING YOU'RE PERIOD
YOU WANT TO VISIT YOU'RE MOTHER
YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER KID
!CENCORED!-
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
18. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
YOU FUCKING DYKE
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING
YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD
YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE
YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS
ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY
YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER
AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY
YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS
SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW
YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD
YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL
YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT"
SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW
SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE
BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN"
I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG
AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY
20. I Ate Your Horse
YOUR DAD TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY YOU A HORSE
YOU LOVED IT, AND TOOK BETTER CARE FOR IT THAN YOURSELF
YOU COMMAND IT, CLEANED IT, AND FED IT APPLES EVERY DAY
I WAS BROKE, DRUNK, AND HUNGRY, SO I KILLED YOUR HORSE, AND ATE IT
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
WHEN YOU CAME TO THE STABLE NEXT MORNING
YOU FOUND A PILE OF HAIR, TEETH, AND HOOVES
I HID AROUND THE BACK, TO LISTEN TO YOU CRY
THEN I BEAT AN OLD LADY TO DEATH WHIT THE LEG BONE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
I ATE YOUR HORSE
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE GAY BAR
MAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY
YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWN
SO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAG
YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY
I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG TO PISS PEOPLE OF WHO ARE GAY
WHEN YOU BROKE IN ROD STUART HAD ALREADY BEATEN YOU THERE
LUCKILY YOU WHERE BOTH GOOD FRIENDS
YOU BOTH SAT AROUND AND DRANK 10 GALLONS OF SPERM
WAIL LISTENING TO LOS CRUDOS, AND WATCHING MARILYN MANSON VIDEOS
YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THESE LYRICS, DON'T BUY OUR RECORDS YOU FAG
23. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM
I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED
YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE
THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING
I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE
I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY
YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON WAS ON A DIET, SO YOU DIDN'T WORRY TO MUCH
AT THE FUNERAL, I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED, AND LAUGHED AT YOU
I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH
SO I SHOT YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOU
I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE
I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY
BRACS, SUMMER CAMP, COLLAGE YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
FOOD, CLOTHING, TRIPS TO DISNEY WORLD, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
LUNCH MONEY, FIELD TRIPS, TOYS, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
24. I Fucked Your Wife
YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUCKING BORED WITH YOU
I WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE FUCKED ME
I THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CINEESE RESTAURANT WINDOW
I MET HER AT AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS SHOW
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER
LARRY LIFELESS WAS BUYING HER DRINKS
I TOLD HER HOW I USED TO BE A CRACK HEAD
NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE WAS JERKING ME OFF
YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOUR BANNED WENT NOWHERE
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE- I BEND HER OVER
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE-YOUR MARRIAGE ID OVER
25. Into The Oven
FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM
THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF
THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE
PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE
INTO THE OVEN
INTO THE OVEN
INTO THE OVEN
I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING
I'M NOT A FAGGOT VEGETARIAN
I DON'T CARE IF THE INDIANS LOST THEIR LAND
I THINK ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT THEY DID
I LIKE EATING LOTS OF FOOD ON THANKSGIVING
INTO THE OVEN
INTO THE OVEN
INTO THE OVEN
I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING
26. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW
WE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETING
I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED
I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM
I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID
ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE
THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A LINE AT YOU DOOR
ARTUMUS PYLE WAS GOING BACK FOR SECONDS
YOUR KID HAD A LOCK OF ARTUMUS' BEARD IN HIS ASS
YOUR KID MADE ARTUMUS' SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID
ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE
LYNRYD SKYNYRD USED TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND
UNTIL ARTIMUS HAD YOUR KIDS DICK IN HIS HAND
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'T
YOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'T
YOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU- HE DOES
YOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS BEATING NICE TO YOU WHEN HE GAVE YOU A FREE DRINK- HE WASN''T
YOUR NEIGHBOR HELPED YOU MOVE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU
YOU BOSS BOUGHT YOU LUNCH- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU
A GUY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU
HE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE- HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK YOU
YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS
YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET RAPED
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES
THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED
SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES
SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU
YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE
I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KIDS COFFIN
YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING
SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS
YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN
YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS
YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F
YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE
IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE
I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE
I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON
IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH TIME
YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH
THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK
SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN
IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE
ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE
IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT
I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
30. Dictators Are Cool
POOL POT KILLED A MILLION OF HIS PEOPLE
IDI AMIN ATE THAT MANY FOR DINNER
PAPA DOC, HIS SON WAS EVEN COOLER
ROSS THE BOSS WAS IN MANOWAR
DICTATORS ARE COOL
DICTATORS ARE COOL
MUSSOLINI GOT PISSED ON BY HIS PEOPLE
HITLER HAD A CHARLIE CHAPLIN MUSTACHE
DICK MANITOBA GRABBED MY GIRLFRIENDS TITS
MARK MENDOZA WAS IN A TWISTED SISTER
DICTATORS ARE COOL
DICTATORS ARE COOL
31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY
SHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION
SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DON'T GIVE THAT STUPID CUNT A CENT
DON'T PAY THAT FUCKING BRAT'S RENT
DON'T PAY MONEY FOR IT TO EAT
IF YOU'RE COOL, YOU'LL BE A DEADBEAT
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
32. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
I BOUGHT A BUS TICKET TO THE LOG CABIN
I'M GONNA START A PIT DURING THE FIRST SONG
I'M GONNA REQUEST "PAPA YOU WHERE A SAILOR"
I'M GONNA BRING 3LIGHTERS TO THE SHOW
I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE MORBID ANGEL
I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE UPSIDEDOWN CROSS
I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE ALL STEWART
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS
DAVID BUSKIN
DAVID BUSKIN
DAVID BUSKIN
IS COMING TO MY TOWN
HE WAS MUCH BETTER WITH BATTEAU
BUT HIS STILL HEAVIER THAN SIX FEET UNDER
I'M GONNA DRINK 5 CASES OF BEER BEFORE THE SHOW
AND SMOKE TONS OF POT, CRACK AND DUST
I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE JUDAS PRIEST
I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE BLACK SABBATH
I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE PHRANC
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS
DAVID BUSKIN
DAVID BUSKIN
DAVID BUSKIN
IS COMING TO MY TOWN
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS
I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES
I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS
I LIKE TO BEAT WOMAN
I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING
I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS
I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE
I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING
I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS
I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE
I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I DON'T WANT TO READ THE PAPER
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NEWS
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
I JUST WANT TO KEEP HATING YOU
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
THERE WHERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROUGH YOU OFF
THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
YOU HID ON YOUR BUS
YOU WHERE AFRAID OF US
YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY
YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS
YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET, SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING
YOU & ALLEN WEST MET AT A GAY BAR AND WANTED TO START A BAND
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF CANNIBAL CORPSE BECAUSE YOU SUCK
YOU STARTED SIX FEET UNDER AND THEY SUCK TOO
I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOU'RE RODIES FIGHT FOR YOU
IF YOU SO BRUTAL, WHY WONT YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF
YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY
36. Tim Is Gay
TIM IS GAY
37. B.T./A.C.
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS
AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME
IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND
I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT
I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW
BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY
SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING
IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG
WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSED
WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PITCH YOUR ASS
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD
YOU'RE STILL A WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN
I'M GONNA SPREAD RUMORS THAT YOU'RE EASY
I'M GONNA THREATEN TO RAPE YOU ON YOUR E-MAIL
I'M GONNA LEAVE A DILDO AT YOUR DESK
SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT YOU STUPID CUNT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
YOU FUCKING CUNT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
YOU FUCKING BITCH
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
YOU STUPID CUNT
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