Mucky Pup
A Boy in a Man's World
You Stink But I Love You
"Wasn't written by us, but we did arrange it. It was recorded on a Flexi-Disc for Bloom
Country. The new version is different from that and is one of the only songs with a guitar lead"
[h: Come on baby, what do you want me to say?
s: Tell me that you love me.
h: You know I love you, but...
s: Say it.
h: Come on, honey, let's just do it
s: I said, say it!
h: Well, it's just that you stink!
Bluuuurrrggghh
...But I love you...]
I hate the way you act,
And I hate the way you smell
I hate the way you look girl
Cause you just look like hell
You make me sick,
Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh
You make me sick,
You really stink girl
You make me sick,
Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh
You make me sick!
But I love you
I hate your polyester pant-suits,
And your greasy hair
And that stuff between your bracers
And your hairy derierre
You make me sick,
Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh
You make me sick,
You really stink girl
You make me sick,
Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh
You make me sick!
But I love you
When I got you in the back seat
And I tried to make my move
I had to roll
Down all the windows
To keep my face from turning blue
You make me sick,
Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh
You make me sick,
You really stink girl
You make me sick,
Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh
You make me sick!
But I love you
Batman
"Is a true story. The words simply tell the story of an unfortunate young man."
[Thought you were smart
Bought a heart
Then came Batman through the dark
Instead of fucking that stupid slut
You got eight inches up your butt
Batman! Batman!
Batman! Batman!
Thought you were smart
Bought a heart
Then came Batman through the dark
Instead of fucking that stupid slut
You got eight stitches up your butt
Batman! Batman!
Batman! Batman!
Saw Batman the buttripper
I'll rip your butt like a canopener
Batman the buttripper
I'll use your butt like a canopener man!]
Someday
"I wrote that as a universal saying. Stop talking about it and just do it. (It also has references to
Danny and his dad's construction company.)"
Get out of the way you lazy bum,
I've got work to do
It's 6 o'clock get up we're late
I'll slam you in the head
You do that again
Someday! All of this will be yours
Someday! All of this will be yours
I've busted my ass for 20 years
And this is the thanks that I get?
Club Med twice a year, a condo,
A new car?
Someday! All of this will be yours
Someday! All of this will be yours
Get out of the way you lazy bum,
I've got work to do
It's 6 o'clock get up we're late
I'll slam you in the head
You do that again
Someday! All of this will be yours
Someday! All of this will be yours
Someday! All of this will be yours
Someday! All of this will be yours
Someday!
Homosexual
"Is not an anti-gay song! It's purely a story about a person we know."
It's not worth figuring this out
Reagan Knew
"Is an audio cartoon strip. Each verse, a panel of the cartoon. The story is fictitous." (Sure it
is.)
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth?
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth?
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth?
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth?
Reagan knew, Reagan knew
Ron told North just what to do
Our government lied
To hide the truth
Ron told Ollie:
"Well, shred the proof."
Olver North was set-up
And all of congress knew it
Yeh, Ollie North was set-up
And guess who made him do it?
Mr. President, I know you knew
Do you think I'm as dumb as you?
A word to the wise
Oh, what should we do?
"Take that shredder and -
- Throw Ronny's ass through!"
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth?
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth?
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth?
Why don't you stop lying
And just tell us the truth?
Landscrapers
"Was a real to life situation in which I was woked-up by those pesky landscrapers."
Oh my God, holy jeepers,
What are you [fucking] nuts?
It's so [fucking] early
What are you trying to do
I'll take those hedgeclippers
And cut your [dick] in two.
It's so early
What are you trying to do
I'll take those hedgeclippers
And cut your [dick] in two.
Well hey bud, how'd you sleep?
I got woke up by them
Pesky landscrapers
Well hey bud, why don't you
Mow your own lawn
Oh my God, holy jeepers,
What are you [fucking] nuts?
It's so [fucking] early
What are you trying to do
I'll take those hedgeclippers
And cut your [dick] in two.
It's so early
What are you trying to do
I'll take those hedgeclippers
And cut your [dick] in two.
Why am I, who am I to say, why that I
Should be woke up this way?
All the other kids they sleep late and say
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Never Again
"This song is a little more emotional than I like to get. Now that it's on tape I feel a bit more
confident."
I'm closing up shop
This is my shop
And I'm locking my doors
They're my doors
Won't let you inside
On my side
I'm locking my doors - once more
Never again will this happen to me
Never again, I won't let it
Never again will this happen to me
Never again, I won't let it
I'm closing up shop
This is my shop
And I'm locking my doors
They're my doors
Won't let you inside
On my side
I'm locking my doors - once more
Never again will this happen to me
Never again, I won't let it
Never again will this happen to me
Never again, I won't let it
I'm closing up shop
And locking my doors
Won't let you inside no more
Cause never again
Will this happen to me
Never again I won't let it
I'm closing up shop
This is my shop
And I'm locking my doors
They're my doors
Won't let you inside
On my side
I'm locking my doors - once more
Death By Cholesterol
"While recording the album we were eating breakfast. This is the resulting conversation in
song form."
Death by cholesteroil
Death by cholesteroil
Eggs, bacon, Crisco, butter
These will make your heart stutter
Eggs, bacon, Crisco, butter
These will make your heart stutter
Just another [f**king] noise song
To fillup space
Cause we're not creative
Enough to write real songs
[Death...]
I'm John's heart
And if you don't stop
Soon I'm gonna die
[A certain general has determined that all bands should sound alike
Failure to stay within these guidelines can result in artistic freedom and will be frowned upon
Don't let this happen to you!]
P.T.L.
"Was written because I feel strongly that the TV evangelists are robbing the American public
blind. I meant no humor in this song, it is a serious problem."
I know there's people out there
And things just keep looking
Worse and worse for you
One step up and
Three steps back
You're in a dead end -
With no reverse
Well I'm here to tell you there's
Help, hope, and happiness
On the way. And we ask
Nothing of you. (Well almost)
We want your money money, money money,
money money, money money, money money,
money money
We need your money money, money money,
money money, money money, money money,
money money
We want your money money, money money,
money money, money money, money money,
money money
We need your money money, money money,
money money, money money, money money,
money money
"My dog needs a new doghouse"
"Tammy's a firm believer"
In lucratism
"No substitution, only your
Contribution"
chorus
"I've sinned against you my wife
I've sinned against you my lord"
"But more importantly, where are
My cue cards!"
funky bass
Economic suicide. Well hell,
If this is christianity
I feel bad for God
Engulfing up our nations pride
I guess they're just too dumb
To realise - they want you money
If this is so called loyalty
I guess you're just as lame as they
But not me, not me, no not me
A Boy in a Man's World
"Was written because it could become reality. Growing up in the 80's can be a scary thing.
(Not old enough to buy beer, old enough to die for your country.)"
Could you? You could never
Stop this world from turning
For the better
And can't you, can't you see
That this world is run on tricks
Help up a sleeve
Could you? I say, could you see
Yourself going to war
In World War Three!
Just a boy, I'm not a man
I'm just a boy in a man's world
Would you? Would you believe
When the government says
He boy, it's time to leave!
Why can't you, wake up today?
And see there's nothing fun
About these games they play
Could you? I say, could you see
Yourself going to war
In World War Three!
Just a boy, I'm not a man
I'm just a boy in a man's world
Slow down
It's a nuclear meltdown
Just a boy, I'm not a man. I'm just
A boy in a man's world
Little Pigs
"Is self-explanatory. Doing a cover is so predictable and worn out. We took an old idea and
updated it. The simplicity of the whole thing is the kicker."
"In the beginning there was wolf
Then there was pig
Wolf was the natural enemy of pig
(And this was good)
And so our story begins"
Little pigs, little pigs, let me in
Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff
And I'll blow your house in
I am the big bad wolf, and there will
Be no badder. All the pigs is doing
Is just making me madder
Some A1 steak sauce, and some Saucy
Susan, will make them know the reason
They're losing their lives
Little pigs, little pigs, let me in
Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff
And I'll blow your house in
Huffin' and puffin' and puffin' and
Huffin', keeps me thinking bout -
Stove top stuffin'. I could wait for
Mumfths and I could wait for years
I could see myself chewin' on those
Little pink ears
Little pigs, little pigs, let me in
Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff
And I'll blow your house in
All's Cool
"Means don't get so lost in all the bad things that have happened. The lead works with the song
really well. (Nice one Dan)"
How can you be
Cryin' all the time
When you know
Things ain't so bad
Where we've not gone, and
Where we've not been
Makin' it baby ain't judged
By the car you're in
All is cool, on the western front.
All is cool, on the western front.
Don't ever say you want
You never ever want
Don't ever say you want
To be open with me
You say you want to see
You're never gonna see
Until you close your eyes
And listen with me
All is cool, on the western front.
All is cool, on the western front.
Don't ever say you want
You never ever want
Don't ever say you want
To be open with me
You say you want to see
You're never gonna see
Until you close your eyes
And listen with me
All is cool, on the western front.
All is cool, on the western front.
Jam It
"It used to be a warm-up. Danny played bass, Chris on guitar, and Dave on keys. When the new
album came up we used it as an experiment in recording."
(Instumental)
Whasky Wabbit
"It's simply a personal joke, no one is expected to figure out."
SHHHHHHH, be very very quiet
It's Whasky Wabbit season you know
Dem Bones, Dem Bones
Dem Whasky Wabbit bones
Bones, bones
Dem Whasky Wabbit bones
Well who knows?
The Whasky Wabbit knows
And it shows
Just look at her nose
Dem Bones, Dem Bones
Dem Whasky Wabbit bones
Bones, bones
Dem Whasky Wabbit bones
Well who knows?
The Whasky Wabbit knows
And it shows
Just look at her nose
Big Freeze
"There is an absolute peak when you're hurting more than ever. That's exactly what I was
feeling and wanted to communicate."
Do you know hurt? Really know
Cause I see him when I wake
And he's waiting there for me
Crushing down, I'm freezing -
Deeper in a hole every day
Cause the mountain's just too big
Through and through it's loud and
Hard, through and through -
Takes no days off and no holidays
I've done my all and come up against
My final last wall. Can't you see
In these eyes?
From the long long winter of
The big freeze. You felt it,
Tell me you felt it - tell me
I'm not alone, please
Please I'm not alone
Cause it's the big freeze
A different kind of cold
Cause it's the big freeze
A different kind of cold
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