Mucky Pup
Five Guys in a Really Hot Garage
this ain't workin'
my car don't work, my amp don't work
my girl don't work, this ain't working for me
my car is broke, my amp is broke
my girl is broke, this ain't workin' for me
this ain't workin' for me, this ain't workin'
woe, woe, woe, etc.
yea, yea, yea, etc.
short attention span
i got a short attention span, cause i am an american
must be something in the air, fast food, t.v., i don't care
home of the big cars, home of the soft minds
just the thing, that i despise
the kids can't read, and the kids can't spell
i'm telling you mom, this place is going to hell
america is the, drive-thru nation
everybody's got their own, television station
i come from the, velvetta generation
keep it simple, cause i can't deal with complication
wow - growin' up american
yea - we're growin' up american
wow - growin' up american
yea - that's grown' up american
messed up
i got a messed up face, and a messed up head
my life's been so messed up, i got messed up friends
my childhood was messed up, my high school was messed up
my first job was messed up, and my girlfriend was you know
i've gone out of my mind
it's so messed up, that we're both messed up
it's so messed up, that we're both messed up
got messed up hair, and got messed up shoes
i don't even care, i was frickin born to frickin lose
jail
i knew i shouldn't have, opened my mouth
last night on stage, now i'm sitting here
in the pittsburg pa., county jail
they took me off of the stage last night
and laughed at me in handcuffs
they took the money i made last night
and laughed at me in handcuffs
hey mom, hey mom, a hey mom
hey mom i'm in jail
hey mom, hey mom, a hey mom
hey mom i'm really in jail
i've got a plan
i heard it as a kid, and i'm so sick of it
your such a teddybear, your such a teddybear
you heard it yesterday, but i'll tell it anyway
the sad sad story, a sad sad story
i have a plan, i have a plan
i have a plan of how it's gonna happen
i have a plan we're gonna make it happen
we're gonna make a band, a cool cool band
we're gonna write a song, a cool cool song
were gonna play a show, a cool cool show
we're gonna make a record, the way cool record
you know
you know you really wanna love me
you know you really wanna know me
you know you really wanna love me little angel
you know you really wanna love me little angel girl
i love you i do, i love you yea i do
why can't you be more like your picture?
your picture is so sweet, your picture never lies
a picture never cheats, and you can't look me in the eyes
why can't you be more like your picture?
why can't you be why can't you be more
why can't you be more like your picture?
why can't you be why can't you be more
your picture likes my friends, your picture always smiles
a picture don't pretend, everything is going fine
you're gonna get it
forget my name and number, forget the spell I'm under
hit me, hurt me, love me, burn me
cause you, were, the one, for me
you pick me up, you tie me down
you run me round, round, you're gonna get it!
you pick me up, you tie me down
you run me round, round, you're gonna get it!
you're gonna get it! you're gonna get it!
you're gonna get it! you're gonna get yours
forget my face and address, forget this place mrs. clueless
hit me, hurt me, love me, burn me,
cause you, were, the one, for me
carter farmer
there's a girl, the girl i know
she don't know, she rocks the world
there's a girl, the girl i know
she don't know she rocks the world
carter farmer is a girl
no ordinary girl by any means
carter farmer is a girl
no ordinary girl by any means
you can find her in red bank, this wonderful girl
takin' pictures in red bank, this wonderful girl
straightman
i'm the straight man, in a movie i'm not writing
i'm the straight man, in a sitcom i'm not laughing
waiting for you to call, is like waiting for something
that's never gonna happen,
when she says to me, let's go out tomorrow evening
i can't help but think, she is someone else's baby tonight
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